The great thing about Obama is that he lives up to the hype. He got us out of Iraq, won the war and rebuilt Afghanistan, closed down Guantanemo, built a wonderful new relationship with Iran through diplomacy, brought peace to the middle east, secured our good relations with Russia and China, recycled the environment and ended world hunger.
September 29, 2009
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Neiswonger
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Chris, where are you getting the good stuff? my dealer doesnt carry anything near the quality you are smokin… lol!!
Comment by Phil — September 29, 2009 @ 10:28 am |
“Just say no.” Phil
Comment by Neiswonger — September 29, 2009 @ 10:29 am |
And What Color is The Sky in Your World?
Comment by David — September 29, 2009 @ 10:30 am |
Rose colored… why?
Comment by Neiswonger — September 29, 2009 @ 10:31 am |
LOL! Just wonderin cause in my world Prez Obama hasn’t come close to accomplishing any of those things.
Comment by David — September 29, 2009 @ 10:32 am |
Oh and don’t forget he also parted water, walked on dry land, paid all of our mortgages and gave free health care to every illegal in America on tax payer dime!
Comment by Cheryl — September 29, 2009 @ 10:32 am |
see? Cheryl is smokin the good stuff too… lol!!
Comment by Phil — September 29, 2009 @ 10:33 am |
Sophocles had a lot to say about the last few presidencies. Bush II Candidate wanted a humbler foreign policy—which he abruptly jetissoned. They must put something in the Washington water that encourages the form of madness that is hubris.
Comment by D — September 29, 2009 @ 10:33 am |
LOL@Phil….Christopher started it.
Comment by Cheryl — September 29, 2009 @ 10:34 am |
and got North Korea to give up the nukes?
Comment by Wendy — September 29, 2009 @ 10:36 am |
ya.. ya… thats the ticket.
Comment by Phil — September 29, 2009 @ 10:36 am |
He also brought the Olympics to Chicago, where the machine will make sure the dead athletes win all the gold medals.
Comment by Daniel T. — September 29, 2009 @ 10:37 am |
Isn’t it enough that he _wants_ to do all that, Chris? His heart’s in the right place, isn’t it? It’s up to us to form secret societies of the inquisitorial variety, later to be deputized as privateers, to clear the impediments to this grand vision of society built on the principle of LOVE!
Comment by Lindsay — September 29, 2009 @ 10:38 am |
All we need is love Lindzaga. Love and the right to bear arms and this paddle ball and that’s all we need.
Comment by Neiswonger — September 29, 2009 @ 10:39 am |
And we’re all getting puppies!!
Comment by evenshine — September 29, 2009 @ 12:16 pm |
Puppies!? I love puppies!
Comment by Neiswonger — September 29, 2009 @ 2:01 pm |
Maybe a little eastern wisdom will help us understand:
“The Master’s power is like this.
He lets all things come and go
effortlessly, without desire.
He never expects results;
thus he is never disappointed.
He is never disappointed;
thus his spirit never grows old.”
~Tao Te Ching, 55
Comment by Lindsay — September 29, 2009 @ 2:02 pm |
That really was helpful… really… I think… well… no, now I’m just confused and I think my head hurts a little.
Comment by Neiswonger — September 29, 2009 @ 2:03 pm |
But sooner or later somebody starts quoting Sophocles and that makes it all too clear. The real problem is Sophocles.
Comment by Neiswonger — September 29, 2009 @ 2:04 pm |
Obama has freed us, can’t you see? We are free from thought, free from worries that we may ever become too rich or too happy. We needn’t worry about being too healthy or too responsible. MMM MMM MMM Barrack Hussien Obama MMM MMM MMM
Comment by Brenda — September 29, 2009 @ 2:05 pm |
You guys need to get on the bandwagon here. Things have never been better. Especially since Starbucks now has instant coffee. It’s a brave new world. Sure Acorn is a little problematic and we just canceled a long standing treaty requirment with a NATO ally in Europe without notice to either NATO or the national parties involved placing them in both physical and political jeopardy but every one will remember that America keeps her promises in regard to our friends that we like better.
Comment by Neiswonger — September 29, 2009 @ 2:05 pm |
Starbucks has instant coffee? Brilliant! Maybe they should be handling our international policies.
Comment by Esmay — September 29, 2009 @ 5:59 pm |
A little comment back at comment no. 8 by “D”- one might remember that Bush had to jettison his “humbler” foreign policy when our country was attacked shortly after he took office. I doubt he was really looking forward to having to deal with a terrorist attack that left 3000 Americans dead.
Back to the main post, I do wish Obama had been in office for 9/11. I am sure he could have gotten on the phone with the terrorists and read a rousing speech from a teleprompter convincing them to safely land their planes, not hurt anyone, and support his government takeover err overhaul of healthcare.
Comment by Michael J. Bridge — September 29, 2009 @ 7:00 pm |
He made the whole world like us again.His next step is hands across the world,it will be a great and wonderful day when suicide bombers will be unstrapping their bombs and the Israelites will be hugging them.What a wonderful day it will be.We will see 1,000 years of utopia on earth.Obama will bring all this about.LOL
Comment by mike42lan — September 30, 2009 @ 8:14 pm |
I believe it is written “…..blessed are the peacemakers”
I think all of you could benefit from reading the Bible a little more rather than spout vituperate rhetoric.
Comment by Bob — September 30, 2009 @ 10:22 pm |
Learn from your own imposed ethic Bob. You make peace by making war and spout rhetoric about spouting rhetoric. What’s more vituperate than that?
Comment by Neiswonger — September 30, 2009 @ 10:32 pm |
He need to wave his magic wand and make the unemployment problem go away.He said “that if he got stimulus money the problem will go away”.
Comment by mike42lan — October 4, 2009 @ 8:21 pm |